GAMES DESTROYER: News outlet can finally dust off its pre-written Pewdiepie hitpiece

Felix "Pewdiepie" Kjellberg, who began his popular online career with offensive language and crass humor, shocked more than his usual audience when he went one step too far: making light of Hitler on the internet. An online news outlet famous for sensationalist blogs released an article describing the recent kerfuffle surrounding the Youtube entertainer; this article, as has since been revealed, was written more than three years ago.

"We actually had an article written for every type of joke that might land him in hot water," said the editor of the outlet. "We wrote this anti-Semitic thing without really thinking about it because I thought Hitler jokes were old hat at this point. I guess you should say it's a good thing we had this article in the oven, huh?"

After this Hitler joke was made public, the outlet's main office was raided by Wall Street Journal Love Enforcers and everyone inside was arrested for hate speech. More news as the story develops.

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