Usually I'd like to make a long blog to ramble about something like this, but I'm just tired of giving Bethesda attention. Fallout 76 has released to such vicious blow-back that a law firm is getting involved to decide if the game is a scam. I don't honestly believe the fault is with Bethesda, though; no, Todd's just doing what he's been conditioned to believe is best for the consumer. Joke all you want about how Skyrim is on every console, hell, even I bought the Switch port, but the consumer is the one pushing for this kind of treatment. For my part, I skipped the last generation ports as well as the "Special Edition" remaster simply out of the virtue that Bethesda deserves as little money as possible, but even in this glass house I need to throw a few stones over this mess.
Take the Obsidian debacle, for instance. Nobody talks about New Vegas much for some reason, and some websites skip over it when referring to the series as a whole, but that might be because Bethesda played dirty and screwed Obsidian over for cheap labor. Don't feel bad if you haven't heard this story before, because it certainly didn't circulate over the normal channels. In essence, Bethesda not only forced Obsidian to develop the entire game, including bug testing, in only eighteen months, but also kept them from receiving bonuses under the pretense that they needed to earn an 85 Metacritic score. Most platforms the game received an 84, and in many of the negative reviews you'll note that points were docked because of the game's performance. Poor performance, you may realize, was caused by Bethesda's Frankenstein game engine and Obsidian's insane deadlines.
Bethesda bought the Fallout franchise from Obsidian, dangled it over their heads like a carrot, then shoved them in a locker when they got what they wanted. Bethesda took Obsidian's hard work to the bank, and nobody batted an eye. For me, though, this was the moment I gave up on the studio. Okay, yeah, I bought that Skyrim port, but you know what? I accept that I was part of the problem.
But Fallout 76? That's on you. It's on you for criticizing criticizing Jeff Gerstmann for rightfully pointing out Bethesda's laziness on Fallout 4. It's on the game journalists for not doing their job and putting pressure on Bethesda for their treatment on Obsidian. It's on the mongoloid press for clapping their hands at Bethesda's mediocrity. Is Bethesda to blame for reusing a busted old engine from 2002? Of course. But if you want creators to improve, you have to vote with your wallet. I promise you, if the studio doesn't learn from this fiasco then Starfield and, later, Elder Scrolls VI will absolutely be just as pathetic as Fallout 76. And you can bet they'll point to sales figures as the first justifiable excuse for their half-assed attempt. Just stop giving them money. Just stop buying every shiny new thing without doing any research. Save your money. Please just stop.
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Friday, November 2, 2018
The Playstation Mini is a cheap piece of bargain bin crap
Nintendo's classic consoles, while suffering from a disgusting flood of hype, were great ways to experience the best assortment of games from their respective consoles. Mario and Zelda were perfectly rounded out with Mega Man and Final Fantasy in a package that not only made sense, but looked nice to boot. The Super Nintendo classic, while boasting fewer games, upped the ante by releasing with an impressive collection of titles as well as the previously unreleased Star Fox 2. Nintendo might make some stupid decisions, but they know from premium quality.
The same could be said of Sony, though not in the way you might expect. Yes, Sony understands quality, but what they truly understand is Nintendo quality. From questionable knock-offs like their Move controllers to blatant idea theft with the likes of Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale, Sony appears to believe that the best way to give customers a quality product is just to emulate whatever Nintendo is excelling at, regardless of context.
The same could be said of Sony, though not in the way you might expect. Yes, Sony understands quality, but what they truly understand is Nintendo quality. From questionable knock-offs like their Move controllers to blatant idea theft with the likes of Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale, Sony appears to believe that the best way to give customers a quality product is just to emulate whatever Nintendo is excelling at, regardless of context.
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| Might as well emulate their censorship policies as well, that worked so well for the Wii U era. Photo credit: https://twitter.com/JoshuaMFrench/status/1056659776241831936 |
Sony's latest in a series of shameless ripoffs is the Playstation Classic, a miniature console that promises to "help gamers rediscover the games they know and love," announcing first a line-up of veritable classics, including Final Fantasy VII, Wild Arms and Tekken 3.
My first reaction was generally positive, especially given that Tekken 3 is permanently stuck in legal limbo due to the inclusion of a popular licensed character in Japan who nobody abroad gives a shit about. This initial announcement left me bewildered, however, due to the previewed games in this thing: namely, Wild Arms and Jumping Jack Flash. I get Wild Arms, it was one of my favorite games as a teenager and it has a niche following, but one of twenty games that defined the console? Same with Jumping Flash, I'm sure that game was loved and I know it has a sizable following, but this is how you plan on celebrating the first Sony console?
Today, Sony revealed the full list of games and confirmed that they have absolutely no clue what led to their system's success. Here's the Western console:
Battle Arena Toshinden
Cool Boarders 2
Destruction Derby
Final Fantasy VII
Grand Theft Auto
Intelligent Qube
Jumping Flash!
Metal Gear Solid
Mr. Driller
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
Rayman
Resident Evil Director's Cut
Revelations: Persona
Ridge Racer Type 4
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
Syphon Filter
Tekken 3
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six
Twisted Metal
Wild Arms
And the Japanese version:
Arc the Lad
Arc the Lad 2
Armored Core
Biohazard Director’s Cut (Resident Evil Director’s Cut)
Final Fantasy VII International
G Darius
Gradius Gaiden
Intelligent Qube
Jumping Flash
Megami Ibunroku Persona: Be Your True Mind (Revelations: Persona)
Metal Gear Solid
Mr. Driller
Parasite Eve
Ridge Racer Type 4
SaGa Frontier
Super Puzzle Fighter IIX
Tekken 3
Toshinden (Battle Arena Toshinden)
Wild Arms
XI [sái] (Devil Dice)
My response, as should be everyone's, was a simple "huh?" Unsurprisingly, I did see a lot of "meh" in the Twitter responses to these lists, but one of the biggest surprises is just how upset people were by the very obvious superiority of the Japanese list of games on display. Many people had already been clambering for the Parasite Eve games and here's the Japanese Classic system boasting that and several other incredible games. Gradius Gaiden wouldn't even need to be translated, and Armored Core is still a beloved game over here. What really gets me, though, are the omissions of SaGa Frontier and the inclusion on both consoles of Revelations: Persona.
I've made my dislike of Persona 1 abundantly clear in my review, but here's the thing: that was a review of the enhanced PSP port. Megami Ibunroku Persona is not by any stretch of the imagination a good game on its own, and it's only made worse by the worst world map ever put in a video game and a UI that was designed by space aliens who don't understand basic text layout. Not only that, the game was also subject to possibly the worst localization of all time: one character was entirely changed to be a different race, making him look like he's running around in blackface than an actual character; all the character and location names are changed to be more "Americanized"; and an entire optional quest, as long as the main game, was cut for unknown reasons. Am I supposed to be happy that Sony is shoving the worst version of a bad game into this thing? What really bothers me about this is that the far superior game, Persona 2: Eternal Punishment, is translated very faithfully, has no cuts, and is far more representative of the series going forward--although not by much.
What I really wanted out of this thing was a collection of titles that for whatever reason, Sony was unable to launch on the Playstation Network. SaGa Frontier is one such example. I don't know why it never released as a PSN Classic, but this is a clear example of a game that would please the niche JRPG fan while offering something we can't get elsewhere. Any game here that can be bought through the Vita or PS3 is an instant question mark from me, and a huge chunk of both lists are just that. I understand why the Nintendo Classic featured a ton of games otherwise available on the Wii U shop: that console sold like crap and many of the games were only available through the defunct Wii Virtual Console, and moreover, it's a way of celebrating the best of the best in regards to that entire console's lifespan. Very few of the games in either of these lists do just that, but the Japanese list is clearly superior. Even the releases of Biohazard Director's Cut and Revelations: Persona are superior to their Western counterparts--Resident Evil is censored and Persona, as mentioned, is butchered to the point of being nearly unrecognizable.
Other titles seem like complete no-brainers. If the Japanese console is going to include a FromSoft game, why Armored Core and not the far rarer, more noteworthy King's Field? Dark Souls is arguably one of the most important franchises of the last generation of games, so why not include the title from which many of From's ideas were first introduced? That's also a game not readily available on the Playstation Network! How about the piles of Enix games Square apparently forced them to throw in a dumpster somewhere? Excuse me, but what the fuck about Star Ocean 2 or Valkyrie Profile? Both extremely coveted games, Star Ocean 2 only being available through the Japanese store and Valkyrie Profile only released recently as a mobile port. Yes, there are PSP versions of both, but have either of those been released digitally? Nope! And if we're talking about the Japanese console, has everyone forgotten about Dragon Quest VII? A franchise so successful it destroyed the Japanese work week?
I'm too lazy to verify, but a lot of these seem like bargain-bin Sony games that cost the company nothing to obtain rights for. Fucking Toshinden, really? I don't know if Sony is aware of this, but the Playstation was defined by its roleplaying games. Xenogears alone is better than any RPG in this list, but it's like the company shit themselves over the idea of a game that's not an ugly, forgotten pile of crap. Nobody cares at all about old Rainbow Six games or goddamn Syphon Filter. Get that shit right out of my vision, nobody in the world remembers or cares about that franchise. Cool Boarders? Mr. Driller? Drill out my eyes, it's preferable to ever playing at least half this list. Hell, as far as I can tell that Puzzle Fighter game was re-released in HD not very long ago on last-gen consoles, how is this suddenly a better proposition?
But speaking of HD remasters, let's take a look at some notable omissions. Metal Gear Solid made the cut, and it was unsurprisingly one of the most requested titles, but another highly-requested game was also a Konami game--Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. There's no need to go into just how beloved this game is, the success of the recent Castlevania: Requiem release proves that.
Oh right, that game did just get re-released on a modern console. You know what else is missing? Crash Bandicoot. Literally any of those games. As is Spyro the Dragon, a game that I instantly think of when remembering the Playstation. And MediEvil, a spooky action romp. Notice anything about these three titles? Every one of them is being worked on as a full remake from the ground up. Games you automatically remember as Playstation hallmarks are missing, and I assure you it's not because they're indicative of the console's big exclusive games. Sony is looking to make a quick buck here, and you don't make money by potentially losing a sale on new or upcoming games.
Yes, that's it. That's the only reason your beloved Crash Team Racing and Symphony of the Night are not on here. It's because Sony slapped this piece of crap together with bargain bin games they could scrounge up the licenses for the cheapest. Intelligent Qube, friends. If there's any indication that Sony completely dropped the ball with this thing, it's their inclusion of a forgotten puzzle game nobody cares about. Just peruse the list of games on both Nintendo mini consoles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NES_Classic_Edition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_NES_Classic_Edition
Now those are lists curated with love. An unreleased game, classics, even Earthbound was selected for the Western release just because Westerners made such a big deal about the franchise for such a long time. Nintendo very much curated their consoles to appeal to everyone who's ever owned an original, which you can clearly see by looking over the list. Chances are if you haven't played all of those games, you've at least heard of many, if not most of them. They even picked the most famous Street Fighter release by region! Those are labors of love, and it's no wonder they went out of print for so long.
This Playstation thing just feels like a quick cash-grab with the cheapest games Sony could get their hands on, and I will almost certainly skip it. I assure you I wouldn't touch half the games in the Western release, and nearly all the Japanese games are available through other means. You might see the novelty in the included pre-Dualshock controllers, but take it from me, you'll see why Sony has gone through such lengths to improve that design over the years.
The only games in this list worth playing not available through the PS3's classic system are Revelations Persona and Tekken 3, and the former is a very far stretch. In fact, Persona 1 is only worth playing as a curiosity, especially given how much better its PSP counterpart improves the entire game. Tekken 3 is the real bummer here, especially since it will likely never see a wide release again, but your money is better spent on simply buying a copy of the Playstation original. Rather than rewarding Sony for this pile of crap, go invest in a Playstation 3. Aside from the great exclusives, nearly all the games on both of these lists can be found cheap on PSN, as well as a host of others mentioned in this article yet somehow missing from the Playstation "Classic." And if you're that worried about Puzzle Fighter, keep in mind that an HD remaster is also available on Playstation 3. Do not reward laziness, skip this monstrosity altogether.
Update: Reviews are starting to poor in, and while I was obviously right Sony took steps to go further in their mediocrity. Rather than selecting games per region, as they do in their Playstation Classics store, the Playstation Classic instead uses the European releases of many of its games. Why is that a problem, you ask? European televisions had a refresh rate of 50Hz, as opposed to our 60, and games had to be slowed down to compensate. That means any of the European titles will be just over 15% slower than the same North American games, automatically bringing the value of this thing as a preservation device crashing through the floor. The worst part is that the most valuable game in this collection, Tekken 3, is one of those very European releases. Fighting games are at their best at 60 FPS, and nobody will want to play a venerated classic like Tekken 3 at any sort of compromised framerate. That means the one single game I've praised for its inclusion is completely worthless, and I want to reiterate that you should not reward Sony for their laziness.
The only games in this list worth playing not available through the PS3's classic system are Revelations Persona and Tekken 3, and the former is a very far stretch. In fact, Persona 1 is only worth playing as a curiosity, especially given how much better its PSP counterpart improves the entire game. Tekken 3 is the real bummer here, especially since it will likely never see a wide release again, but your money is better spent on simply buying a copy of the Playstation original. Rather than rewarding Sony for this pile of crap, go invest in a Playstation 3. Aside from the great exclusives, nearly all the games on both of these lists can be found cheap on PSN, as well as a host of others mentioned in this article yet somehow missing from the Playstation "Classic." And if you're that worried about Puzzle Fighter, keep in mind that an HD remaster is also available on Playstation 3. Do not reward laziness, skip this monstrosity altogether.
Update: Reviews are starting to poor in, and while I was obviously right Sony took steps to go further in their mediocrity. Rather than selecting games per region, as they do in their Playstation Classics store, the Playstation Classic instead uses the European releases of many of its games. Why is that a problem, you ask? European televisions had a refresh rate of 50Hz, as opposed to our 60, and games had to be slowed down to compensate. That means any of the European titles will be just over 15% slower than the same North American games, automatically bringing the value of this thing as a preservation device crashing through the floor. The worst part is that the most valuable game in this collection, Tekken 3, is one of those very European releases. Fighting games are at their best at 60 FPS, and nobody will want to play a venerated classic like Tekken 3 at any sort of compromised framerate. That means the one single game I've praised for its inclusion is completely worthless, and I want to reiterate that you should not reward Sony for their laziness.
Monday, August 6, 2018
Breath of the Wild timeline theory - I was right!
A few days ago, Nintendo's official Zelda website added Breath of the Wild to its series timeline. It's viewable here: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/zelda/history/index.html
An important takeaway from this is that, as you have surmised by reading this blog, I am always right. The lone exception to this rule is incorrectly guessing weapon respawns in my review for Breath of the Wild, but I refuse to take credit for that flub. Rather, I'd like to point out a major part of my review: that Breath of the Wild exists as a single point for Nintendo to give the Zelda series a much-needed soft reboot, keeping historical elements relevant while allowing the game to break free of the hotly-debated timeline. My review:
https://subjective-objective.blogspot.com/2017/04/review-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-wild.html
Series producer Eiji Aonuma and Breath of the Wild director Hidemaro Fujibayashi were interviewed by Famitsu over the weekend to discuss this further, which you can read some excerpts here at Siloconera:
http://www.siliconera.com/2018/08/05/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-has-been-added-to-the-series-official-timeline/
Another interesting takeaway from all this is that the Fallen Hero timeline has been tweaked significantly by changing the order of a single game. In my Oracles review, I criticized the series for placing Link's Awakening after the Oracles games, which gave the impression that after all his great adventures, the legendary hero died at sea like a stupid bum. Link's Awakening is now officially placed before Oracles, which means our hero was able to survive to go on many more adventures. While I'm glad Breath of the Wild was thankfully given its own, hopefully less-convoluted timeline for the future, I am very happy with the thoughtful decision to shift up the Fallen Hero timeline to give Link a happier ending. For that review:
https://subjective-objective.blogspot.com/2017/02/zelda-oracles-review.html
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An important takeaway from this is that, as you have surmised by reading this blog, I am always right. The lone exception to this rule is incorrectly guessing weapon respawns in my review for Breath of the Wild, but I refuse to take credit for that flub. Rather, I'd like to point out a major part of my review: that Breath of the Wild exists as a single point for Nintendo to give the Zelda series a much-needed soft reboot, keeping historical elements relevant while allowing the game to break free of the hotly-debated timeline. My review:
https://subjective-objective.blogspot.com/2017/04/review-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-wild.html
Series producer Eiji Aonuma and Breath of the Wild director Hidemaro Fujibayashi were interviewed by Famitsu over the weekend to discuss this further, which you can read some excerpts here at Siloconera:
http://www.siliconera.com/2018/08/05/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-has-been-added-to-the-series-official-timeline/
Another interesting takeaway from all this is that the Fallen Hero timeline has been tweaked significantly by changing the order of a single game. In my Oracles review, I criticized the series for placing Link's Awakening after the Oracles games, which gave the impression that after all his great adventures, the legendary hero died at sea like a stupid bum. Link's Awakening is now officially placed before Oracles, which means our hero was able to survive to go on many more adventures. While I'm glad Breath of the Wild was thankfully given its own, hopefully less-convoluted timeline for the future, I am very happy with the thoughtful decision to shift up the Fallen Hero timeline to give Link a happier ending. For that review:
https://subjective-objective.blogspot.com/2017/02/zelda-oracles-review.html
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Monday, July 2, 2018
Top Ten Games of 2017
Oh God almighty, what month is this? Is it still 2018? July? I still haven't finished all the games I wanted to for this list, but if I keep spending time on games just to finish them for this the list won't be done until next year. 2017 was wild for me: I worked two jobs, wrote the first draft of a book, and moved from my hometown. 2018 has been even more wild, and that's not to say anything about the rich library of games that have come out and I've completely missed. It's hard to play video games when your free time is spent on more fulfilling time-consuming endeavors, but of the games I played, here are the ones I wanted to give special mention to.
Part 1: Runners-Up
Prey
This one hurts. I've been playing the hell out of Prey recently, though truth be told I'd had my eye on it since it released. I liked the original Prey well enough, but the use of the name for this new project never really bothered me. Honestly, I feel like they could have used a far better name, but it is what it is. This game is utterly fantastic, a true spiritual successor to immersive sim games like System Shock 2 and Deus Ex.
The only problem here, and one that I admit is a problem on my end, is that immersive sims terrify me. Not in the way something like P.T. does, where the fear comes from dread and tension, but instead in the terror of making a permanent mistake in character building or resource management. That said, Prey delicately balances these fears by giving players tons of options to mitigate these issues.
Not only do I love Prey, it's also going to be the stepping stone to finally finish my System Shock 2 and Deus Ex runs, and if nothing else, that's worth the time it's taken to get to this game. Unfortunately, I'm only listing games I finished as my top ten, and I do not want to rush myself like I did with other games in the list. Otherwise, this would easily be a top five game for me. Even though it's not in the official top ten, you'd be doing yourself a disservice by not playing Prey.
Hollow Knight
Had the developers focused more on releasing Hollow Knight on consoles during 2017, I do not doubt it would have made my list. Sad to say, though, my first experience with Hollow Knight has been from the Switch release, and like Prey, I don't want to rush myself to get through this one. It's real special and I can't wait to delve deeper into Hallownest.
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
I loved Wolfenstein: The New Order. A fast-paced single-player shooter at a time when the norm was sneaking around waist-high walls, and yet another attempt at revitalizing the Wolfenstein franchise, The New Order came out of nowhere and blew everyone away. More than its fresh gameplay, the game also surprised players with an introspective, fully realized B.J. Blasowicz who felt more like a person than a wall of meat. It was a great game, and I still revisit it from time to time.
I very highly doubt I'll do the same for Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. Very few gameplay changes have been made here, and enemy variety feels far smaller than the previous entry. The only real change I noticed was the ability to mix up which weapons to dual-wield, but I hardly, if ever, used that feature. The game is incredibly short, and the character choice gives the player far fewer options compared to the original.
What really surprised me about the short campaign is how much fluff actually composes so much of the game. In fact, I'd argue that the meaningful story moments compose less of the game than the entirety of the first game's expansion pack, The Old Blood. New characters are introduced who add very little to the story, and one of the bigger moments of the game, the famous Roswell chapter, only serves to get B.J. in place for the big, time-wasting dramatic turn near the halfway point.
It's at this point the unfinished nature of the game begins to shine through, with characters making stupid decisions just to progress the plot. Too many plot points are dropped, such as B.J.'s childhood friend and the importance of the Black Panther characters, while the plot detours into neat but ultimately pointless setpieces. The final boss is just an annoying wave of enemies filling the screen with so much crap that I think it nearly fried my console's GPU--I'll probably edit this to include a video later, but at one point enemies spawned as black boxes and glitch artifacts began to pop up all over my screen.
I hate to say it, but the only reason this game got so much attention where the predecessor did not is because Bethesda leaned into the current political climate to market the game. I'd even argue the game's chunks of apparent missing content is due to the game being rushed out the door in order to make it a more timely release, consistency and integrity be damned. On the one hand, they're Nazis, so fuck them. On the other, the country is at this weird point where everyone under a certain title, affiliation be damned, are labeled Nazis for no reason other than some weird devotion to a political cause. A man was just fined in the UK for making a Nazi joke because the political climate is such that people think real Nazis still exist, rather than being stuck as a fringe group of weirdos nobody takes seriously. Of course, fuck Nazis. But if you've gotten it into your head that your political opponents are Nazis because some website told you so, and if you're using this game as some sort of catharsis, you need serious mental evaluation. Don't prop up mediocre games because you apparently want to kill people with differing political opinions. Play good games, like the ones I'm about to list.
Part 2: The List
Horizon: Zero Dawn
You barely made this list, and I'd bump you off in a split second for Prey. Horizon: Zero Dawn is an incredibly frustrating game with an incredible backstory, a very relaxing Far Cry clone with decent mechanics and an entire cast of annoying, boring characters. Something about this game bothered me since it was first revealed, and like the new God of War, I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm being told to be excited about games by people I don't know and have no reason to trust, before I can actually form my opinion otherwise. This is a trend I've noticed happen time and again in "geek" circles, and it's pretty embarrassing when the stupid, drooling manchild fanboys buy it hook, line and sinker.
The main story of Horizon is incredibly dull and the world seems to have been created as an afterthought, with much of the development occurring through off-hand comments and lazy text dumps that have to be found anyway. The real meat of the game, and what should have been the Focus (do you get that joke?), is learning what actually happened to the world and the cause of the apocalyptic world. The fact that a Western developer tried, and in some ways succeeded, to capture the grand scale of a story almost identical to Xenogears is truly commendable. I don't know if I can handle a sequel, but the last ten or so hours of this game was actually enjoyable enough to recommend the middling entire first three quarters or so.
Sonic Mania
I knew from the moment I saw this thing that I would love it. Sonic Mania is a send-up to the 2D Sonic titles, with most levels being recreations of levels from the series's past. After a first stage to homage the original level, the game then remixes that level to create something genuinely new and exciting. As a Sega kid in my wee youth, Sonic Mania was a love letter I didn't know I needed. I just hope we get a sequel down the road. There's really nothing to say about this game, it's short, cheap, looks great and feels incredible. My only complaint is that I wish there were more new stages, but "I want more" is far from a reasonable criticism.
Metroid: Samus Returns
Another Metroid 2 Remake was one of my favorite games from last year, and it's a terrible shame that Nintendo had to take it down. But on the flipside, Metroid fans got yet another remake of the controversial Metroid 2, this time with brand-new combat-focused mechanics. The 2.5D approach isn't all that nice to look at, but it more than makes up for that with a reinvented SR-388 and new areas and bosses.
With this game, Nintendo has finally perfected the weak link in the franchise. My only complaint, and this is something that actually hampered my enjoyment, is the game's framerate. Metroid: Samus Returns would have benefited from a Switch port, especially given how new the console was. Because of its 3DS exclusivity, the game is also a bit ugly at times, with some textures being ugly smears intended to be hidden by the handheld's low resolution. It's a shame, but the sacrifice is well worth how great the game feels and how fully the world is realized.
Persona 5
Yeah, sixth. There's a lot to like about Persona 5. The style is head and shoulders above any other game on this list, the music is extraordinarily catchy, and the game's visuals are fluid and gorgeous. Dungeons are a joy to run through and combat, while being full of visual flair, is mechanically dense but extremely easy to get into and play.
Then you have to play the social sim.
Whenever I think of my favorite Persona games, I always default to Persona 2. It wastes no time, the characters are fun, and the story is incredible. All I've ever felt when being forced into the daily sections of the new Persona titles is that I'm just playing through filler. I don't have fun hanging out with chumps on the street. Rather than going through the life of a high school student, I feel instead like I've got a checklist of things to do before I make it to the next edge-of-my-seat dungeon crawl. I've gotta talk to the teacher so I can do stuff after playing a dungeon, I need to go by the fortune teller so I can boost my other confidants, I gotta go study this night, I gotta do this, I have to do that.
That's not fun. I hate feeling like I'm doing chores. I will always prefer mainline while Persona is in this weird limbo of social sims. Of the 120 hours that consisted my first playthrough, no less than half of that was just me doing this busywork. It's thinly-veiled grinding.
To make matters worse, the story is utterly terrible. Atlus had to force people to not share details of the game because the crux of the plot is entirely dedicated to not telling the player when a stupid plot detail is being hidden. The frame narrative, where the protagonist has his "mind clouded" by his interrogators, is only set up that way so the developers could hide key plot elements from the player. It's so bad idiot journalists thought the problem with the story came from the translation, but as the saying goes, you can't put lipstick on a pig. It's embarrassing and a huge blemish on what is actually a very fun, thrilling gameplay experience. I will say, though, that this gives me a lot of hope for Shin Megami Tensei V.
Xenoblade 2
Almost the exact opposite of Persona 5 here. I came in with very high hopes, had them dashed, and after a few hours found myself totally enraptured in the story. That said, I could not care less for the side content or open world of Xenoblade 2. Xenoblade has been a pretty clear third attempt for executive producer Tetsuya Takahashi to finally complete his magnum opus, Project Noah, after the failures of Xenogears and Xenosaga, and while it's not evident at first, the connections to the first Xenoblade and the previous games of the series begin to take center stage. Not only is it a brilliant sequel, it's also a great standalone title.
Gameplay is a fluid mixture of the combo system of Xenogears and the MMO-style combat of the original Xenoblade. Although combat takes a while to play out, it helps give the game a more weighted feeling as a tactical pseudo-action RPG. Some people will love the enormous scale of the world, though I'm not a big fan of that type of game. It's a testament to the quality of the game, and since the maps are on different islands it flows better than the broken-up maps of the original game.
I hate to say it, though, but the really embarrassing moments really can't be excused. There's no excuse for characters to shout, for no reason, that they're adults because they're fifteen and that makes them mature. It comes off as horribly tryhard, like the audience has to be constantly reminded that the characters are still kids. Characters blush and throw fits and act like brats all the time, and rather than endear me to them I instead just want them to stop talking.
When the plot gets going, though, it's an absolutely wild ride. Unlike Persona 5, I didn't feel like my time was wasted, and while there's a plethora of side content none of it feels like it's being shoved in your face. Characters even get extra experience to spend when resting, so rather than being forced to go back and grind it's easy to just rest and catch up to the game's recommended level before moving on to the next objective. I truly enjoyed my time with this game, even if it made me cringe until my skin fell off. Make sure to finish it in time for Xenoblade 3, because that game will be insanity.
Yakuza 0
I only fell into the Yakuza series a few years ago, shortly before the announcement of Sega localizing Yakuza 5. Ever since, I've been totally enamored with this series. Yakuza 0 might just be the best title in the franchise, though its competition is the venerated second game in the franchise. This game takes us back to a younger Kiryu and Majima and tells the tale of their rise to fame within their respected clans. Interestingly, while their stories feed into one another, the two characters never meet during the main course of the game and it makes the prequel nature of the game feel much more natural as a result.
Everything in the game comes down to money. Enemies throw out money like it's candy, experience is calculated as money, and much of the game's plot revolves around it. You get a sense of the glitz and glamour of the era in comparison with the much grittier contemporary titles in the series.
Yakuza 0 is a great starting point for fans, though I'd argue it's better to start with the game's closely-released quasi-sequel, Yakuza Kiwami. 0 spoils several reveals for the rest of the series, and callbacks to later games will go unappreciated if the player hasn't experienced them first. That said, both games are great entries to the franchise and it all depends on whether or not you want to view them chronologically or by release. The story is emotional and exciting and the gameplay is tight and fluid, so either way you can't go wrong.
Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
By this point I think I've made it pretty clear I love the Resident Evil franchise, but the last few mainline titles have been real stinkers. Resident Evil 5 is completely soulless, while Resident Evil 6 shoves as many third-person shooting mechanics into a very small, linear game that just cannot keep up. The Revelations games were good enough, but they don't have the scope of a mainline game.
Resident Evil VII is exactly the type of game needed to reinvigorate the series, and it's done with mastery. Rather than the claustrophobic fixed camera angles, this new title uses a first-person camera with a focus on exploration. Combat is stiff and heavy, giving the player a sense that Ethan is not a fighter. While past survival horror titles, such as the Western-developed Silent Hill Homecoming or Downpour, failed to deliver this concept by use of clunky controls, Resident Evil VII successfully accomplishes a feeling of weakness by simply forcing the player to make precise decisions with aiming and resource management. It feels like a survival horror game through and through, not by reinventing the wheel but by sticking with what works.
The plot can be pretty torturous, especially during the final act, but the game makes up for this with an amazing final level and memorable characters. It's a great entry for new players, especially since Capcom appears to have placed the focus more on smaller, individual stories in the world of Resident Evil rather than continuing this epic story that's gone nowhere. It's a great direction for the franchise and I cannot wait for the Resident Evil 2 remake, which appears to borrow much of the game engine from Resident Evil VII. Even the ammo counter is the same! Here's to hoping that Resident Evil 8 continues this trend, because as it is now, Resident Evil has never looked better.
Part 3: The Top Three
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Just go here for my review. Some additional thoughts: superbosses were added to the DLC, but since you can't carry your gear with you in most of them it's rendered meaningless. Another complaint I need to address that I misspoke about is in regards to enemy scaling. I didn't know then that Blood Moons repopulated the world with stronger enemies and a baseline higher weapon level for all pickups, so that was a screw up by me.
Even with all its faults, Breath of the Wild is an incredible game to just sit down and play and has both the lowest barrier for entry in the series, while offering a great deal of customization and challenge. I can shout from a mountain about how much I dislike what this game does for the franchise, but as a video game Breath of the Wild is great fun.
Super Mario Odyssey
It's been a while since I've been legitimately excited to play a new Mario game, but in the months leading up to this I was beyond elated to try it out. And man, did it deliver. Tight mechanics and a relaxing soundtrack make this a blast to, like Breath of the Wild, just lay down in bed and play. It's one of the comfiest games I've ever played, and clearly made with love and care. I don't really mind that it's pretty easy, because Mario has always hidden its challenge behind the endgame--something Breath of the Wild fails tremendously.
I cannot heap glowing praise on this game enough. I love the worlds, I love the new designs and all the customization available to the player, and all the little callbacks to the series history is touching and feels genuine. What can I say about Super Mario Odyssey that hasn't been said before? It's a masterpiece through and through, and it would've topped my game of the year list if not for...
Nier: Automata
WE MUST ALL DIE AND BECOME AS GODS.
The moment Yoko Taro and PlatinumGames were announced to be creating a new title in the Nier universe, I knew that nothing in 2017 could possibly top it. And look at that, I was correct; in fact, I was so correct that Square Enix decided to make the series into a franchise over the success of this game alone. Weird, considering Nier is just a subset of Drakengard, but as long as Yoko Taro is getting work with a quality studio I don't care.
I can't gush about this game enough. Characters are built up and subsequently torn down, destroyed by a world that's long since given up on its inhabitants. A war raging for tens of thousands of years creates a dramatic backdrop, but it's the very clear authorial voice of Nier that makes the series special. The original game was an overlooked classic, so thankfully this has gotten all the praise it deserves. I almost feel bad for that dullard reviewer who threw a fit that Automata got in the way of his Zelda playthrough, because what he missed was a special, unique, and very melancholy experience.
The music is phenomenal, mixed with callbacks to the original and some truly heartbreaking new tracks that will haunt you long after the credits roll. Even though this is the fifth game in the franchise, the nods to prior games in the series will only make you want to play them to learn more about the lore that has created this masterpiece. It cannot be understated just how perfect this game is, and the ending is guaranteed to leave you speechless. Whatever Yoko Taro works on next, I'll be the first in line.
If there are any games I missed you feel I need to check out, please feel free to post a comment and tell me about it. 2017 was a tremendous year for video games and I tried to get as many played as possible, but it just wasn't going to happen. Make sure you subscribe to my blog for more, or follow me at one of these social media nightmare things below:
Part 1: Runners-Up
Prey
This one hurts. I've been playing the hell out of Prey recently, though truth be told I'd had my eye on it since it released. I liked the original Prey well enough, but the use of the name for this new project never really bothered me. Honestly, I feel like they could have used a far better name, but it is what it is. This game is utterly fantastic, a true spiritual successor to immersive sim games like System Shock 2 and Deus Ex.
The only problem here, and one that I admit is a problem on my end, is that immersive sims terrify me. Not in the way something like P.T. does, where the fear comes from dread and tension, but instead in the terror of making a permanent mistake in character building or resource management. That said, Prey delicately balances these fears by giving players tons of options to mitigate these issues.
Not only do I love Prey, it's also going to be the stepping stone to finally finish my System Shock 2 and Deus Ex runs, and if nothing else, that's worth the time it's taken to get to this game. Unfortunately, I'm only listing games I finished as my top ten, and I do not want to rush myself like I did with other games in the list. Otherwise, this would easily be a top five game for me. Even though it's not in the official top ten, you'd be doing yourself a disservice by not playing Prey.
Hollow Knight
Had the developers focused more on releasing Hollow Knight on consoles during 2017, I do not doubt it would have made my list. Sad to say, though, my first experience with Hollow Knight has been from the Switch release, and like Prey, I don't want to rush myself to get through this one. It's real special and I can't wait to delve deeper into Hallownest.
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
I loved Wolfenstein: The New Order. A fast-paced single-player shooter at a time when the norm was sneaking around waist-high walls, and yet another attempt at revitalizing the Wolfenstein franchise, The New Order came out of nowhere and blew everyone away. More than its fresh gameplay, the game also surprised players with an introspective, fully realized B.J. Blasowicz who felt more like a person than a wall of meat. It was a great game, and I still revisit it from time to time.
I very highly doubt I'll do the same for Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. Very few gameplay changes have been made here, and enemy variety feels far smaller than the previous entry. The only real change I noticed was the ability to mix up which weapons to dual-wield, but I hardly, if ever, used that feature. The game is incredibly short, and the character choice gives the player far fewer options compared to the original.
What really surprised me about the short campaign is how much fluff actually composes so much of the game. In fact, I'd argue that the meaningful story moments compose less of the game than the entirety of the first game's expansion pack, The Old Blood. New characters are introduced who add very little to the story, and one of the bigger moments of the game, the famous Roswell chapter, only serves to get B.J. in place for the big, time-wasting dramatic turn near the halfway point.
It's at this point the unfinished nature of the game begins to shine through, with characters making stupid decisions just to progress the plot. Too many plot points are dropped, such as B.J.'s childhood friend and the importance of the Black Panther characters, while the plot detours into neat but ultimately pointless setpieces. The final boss is just an annoying wave of enemies filling the screen with so much crap that I think it nearly fried my console's GPU--I'll probably edit this to include a video later, but at one point enemies spawned as black boxes and glitch artifacts began to pop up all over my screen.
I hate to say it, but the only reason this game got so much attention where the predecessor did not is because Bethesda leaned into the current political climate to market the game. I'd even argue the game's chunks of apparent missing content is due to the game being rushed out the door in order to make it a more timely release, consistency and integrity be damned. On the one hand, they're Nazis, so fuck them. On the other, the country is at this weird point where everyone under a certain title, affiliation be damned, are labeled Nazis for no reason other than some weird devotion to a political cause. A man was just fined in the UK for making a Nazi joke because the political climate is such that people think real Nazis still exist, rather than being stuck as a fringe group of weirdos nobody takes seriously. Of course, fuck Nazis. But if you've gotten it into your head that your political opponents are Nazis because some website told you so, and if you're using this game as some sort of catharsis, you need serious mental evaluation. Don't prop up mediocre games because you apparently want to kill people with differing political opinions. Play good games, like the ones I'm about to list.
Part 2: The List
Horizon: Zero Dawn
You barely made this list, and I'd bump you off in a split second for Prey. Horizon: Zero Dawn is an incredibly frustrating game with an incredible backstory, a very relaxing Far Cry clone with decent mechanics and an entire cast of annoying, boring characters. Something about this game bothered me since it was first revealed, and like the new God of War, I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm being told to be excited about games by people I don't know and have no reason to trust, before I can actually form my opinion otherwise. This is a trend I've noticed happen time and again in "geek" circles, and it's pretty embarrassing when the stupid, drooling manchild fanboys buy it hook, line and sinker.
The main story of Horizon is incredibly dull and the world seems to have been created as an afterthought, with much of the development occurring through off-hand comments and lazy text dumps that have to be found anyway. The real meat of the game, and what should have been the Focus (do you get that joke?), is learning what actually happened to the world and the cause of the apocalyptic world. The fact that a Western developer tried, and in some ways succeeded, to capture the grand scale of a story almost identical to Xenogears is truly commendable. I don't know if I can handle a sequel, but the last ten or so hours of this game was actually enjoyable enough to recommend the middling entire first three quarters or so.
Sonic Mania
I knew from the moment I saw this thing that I would love it. Sonic Mania is a send-up to the 2D Sonic titles, with most levels being recreations of levels from the series's past. After a first stage to homage the original level, the game then remixes that level to create something genuinely new and exciting. As a Sega kid in my wee youth, Sonic Mania was a love letter I didn't know I needed. I just hope we get a sequel down the road. There's really nothing to say about this game, it's short, cheap, looks great and feels incredible. My only complaint is that I wish there were more new stages, but "I want more" is far from a reasonable criticism.
Metroid: Samus Returns
Another Metroid 2 Remake was one of my favorite games from last year, and it's a terrible shame that Nintendo had to take it down. But on the flipside, Metroid fans got yet another remake of the controversial Metroid 2, this time with brand-new combat-focused mechanics. The 2.5D approach isn't all that nice to look at, but it more than makes up for that with a reinvented SR-388 and new areas and bosses.
With this game, Nintendo has finally perfected the weak link in the franchise. My only complaint, and this is something that actually hampered my enjoyment, is the game's framerate. Metroid: Samus Returns would have benefited from a Switch port, especially given how new the console was. Because of its 3DS exclusivity, the game is also a bit ugly at times, with some textures being ugly smears intended to be hidden by the handheld's low resolution. It's a shame, but the sacrifice is well worth how great the game feels and how fully the world is realized.
Persona 5
Yeah, sixth. There's a lot to like about Persona 5. The style is head and shoulders above any other game on this list, the music is extraordinarily catchy, and the game's visuals are fluid and gorgeous. Dungeons are a joy to run through and combat, while being full of visual flair, is mechanically dense but extremely easy to get into and play.
Then you have to play the social sim.
Whenever I think of my favorite Persona games, I always default to Persona 2. It wastes no time, the characters are fun, and the story is incredible. All I've ever felt when being forced into the daily sections of the new Persona titles is that I'm just playing through filler. I don't have fun hanging out with chumps on the street. Rather than going through the life of a high school student, I feel instead like I've got a checklist of things to do before I make it to the next edge-of-my-seat dungeon crawl. I've gotta talk to the teacher so I can do stuff after playing a dungeon, I need to go by the fortune teller so I can boost my other confidants, I gotta go study this night, I gotta do this, I have to do that.
That's not fun. I hate feeling like I'm doing chores. I will always prefer mainline while Persona is in this weird limbo of social sims. Of the 120 hours that consisted my first playthrough, no less than half of that was just me doing this busywork. It's thinly-veiled grinding.
To make matters worse, the story is utterly terrible. Atlus had to force people to not share details of the game because the crux of the plot is entirely dedicated to not telling the player when a stupid plot detail is being hidden. The frame narrative, where the protagonist has his "mind clouded" by his interrogators, is only set up that way so the developers could hide key plot elements from the player. It's so bad idiot journalists thought the problem with the story came from the translation, but as the saying goes, you can't put lipstick on a pig. It's embarrassing and a huge blemish on what is actually a very fun, thrilling gameplay experience. I will say, though, that this gives me a lot of hope for Shin Megami Tensei V.
Xenoblade 2
Almost the exact opposite of Persona 5 here. I came in with very high hopes, had them dashed, and after a few hours found myself totally enraptured in the story. That said, I could not care less for the side content or open world of Xenoblade 2. Xenoblade has been a pretty clear third attempt for executive producer Tetsuya Takahashi to finally complete his magnum opus, Project Noah, after the failures of Xenogears and Xenosaga, and while it's not evident at first, the connections to the first Xenoblade and the previous games of the series begin to take center stage. Not only is it a brilliant sequel, it's also a great standalone title.
Gameplay is a fluid mixture of the combo system of Xenogears and the MMO-style combat of the original Xenoblade. Although combat takes a while to play out, it helps give the game a more weighted feeling as a tactical pseudo-action RPG. Some people will love the enormous scale of the world, though I'm not a big fan of that type of game. It's a testament to the quality of the game, and since the maps are on different islands it flows better than the broken-up maps of the original game.
I hate to say it, though, but the really embarrassing moments really can't be excused. There's no excuse for characters to shout, for no reason, that they're adults because they're fifteen and that makes them mature. It comes off as horribly tryhard, like the audience has to be constantly reminded that the characters are still kids. Characters blush and throw fits and act like brats all the time, and rather than endear me to them I instead just want them to stop talking.
When the plot gets going, though, it's an absolutely wild ride. Unlike Persona 5, I didn't feel like my time was wasted, and while there's a plethora of side content none of it feels like it's being shoved in your face. Characters even get extra experience to spend when resting, so rather than being forced to go back and grind it's easy to just rest and catch up to the game's recommended level before moving on to the next objective. I truly enjoyed my time with this game, even if it made me cringe until my skin fell off. Make sure to finish it in time for Xenoblade 3, because that game will be insanity.
Yakuza 0
I only fell into the Yakuza series a few years ago, shortly before the announcement of Sega localizing Yakuza 5. Ever since, I've been totally enamored with this series. Yakuza 0 might just be the best title in the franchise, though its competition is the venerated second game in the franchise. This game takes us back to a younger Kiryu and Majima and tells the tale of their rise to fame within their respected clans. Interestingly, while their stories feed into one another, the two characters never meet during the main course of the game and it makes the prequel nature of the game feel much more natural as a result.
Everything in the game comes down to money. Enemies throw out money like it's candy, experience is calculated as money, and much of the game's plot revolves around it. You get a sense of the glitz and glamour of the era in comparison with the much grittier contemporary titles in the series.
Yakuza 0 is a great starting point for fans, though I'd argue it's better to start with the game's closely-released quasi-sequel, Yakuza Kiwami. 0 spoils several reveals for the rest of the series, and callbacks to later games will go unappreciated if the player hasn't experienced them first. That said, both games are great entries to the franchise and it all depends on whether or not you want to view them chronologically or by release. The story is emotional and exciting and the gameplay is tight and fluid, so either way you can't go wrong.
Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
By this point I think I've made it pretty clear I love the Resident Evil franchise, but the last few mainline titles have been real stinkers. Resident Evil 5 is completely soulless, while Resident Evil 6 shoves as many third-person shooting mechanics into a very small, linear game that just cannot keep up. The Revelations games were good enough, but they don't have the scope of a mainline game.
Resident Evil VII is exactly the type of game needed to reinvigorate the series, and it's done with mastery. Rather than the claustrophobic fixed camera angles, this new title uses a first-person camera with a focus on exploration. Combat is stiff and heavy, giving the player a sense that Ethan is not a fighter. While past survival horror titles, such as the Western-developed Silent Hill Homecoming or Downpour, failed to deliver this concept by use of clunky controls, Resident Evil VII successfully accomplishes a feeling of weakness by simply forcing the player to make precise decisions with aiming and resource management. It feels like a survival horror game through and through, not by reinventing the wheel but by sticking with what works.
The plot can be pretty torturous, especially during the final act, but the game makes up for this with an amazing final level and memorable characters. It's a great entry for new players, especially since Capcom appears to have placed the focus more on smaller, individual stories in the world of Resident Evil rather than continuing this epic story that's gone nowhere. It's a great direction for the franchise and I cannot wait for the Resident Evil 2 remake, which appears to borrow much of the game engine from Resident Evil VII. Even the ammo counter is the same! Here's to hoping that Resident Evil 8 continues this trend, because as it is now, Resident Evil has never looked better.
Part 3: The Top Three
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Just go here for my review. Some additional thoughts: superbosses were added to the DLC, but since you can't carry your gear with you in most of them it's rendered meaningless. Another complaint I need to address that I misspoke about is in regards to enemy scaling. I didn't know then that Blood Moons repopulated the world with stronger enemies and a baseline higher weapon level for all pickups, so that was a screw up by me.
Even with all its faults, Breath of the Wild is an incredible game to just sit down and play and has both the lowest barrier for entry in the series, while offering a great deal of customization and challenge. I can shout from a mountain about how much I dislike what this game does for the franchise, but as a video game Breath of the Wild is great fun.
Super Mario Odyssey
It's been a while since I've been legitimately excited to play a new Mario game, but in the months leading up to this I was beyond elated to try it out. And man, did it deliver. Tight mechanics and a relaxing soundtrack make this a blast to, like Breath of the Wild, just lay down in bed and play. It's one of the comfiest games I've ever played, and clearly made with love and care. I don't really mind that it's pretty easy, because Mario has always hidden its challenge behind the endgame--something Breath of the Wild fails tremendously.
I cannot heap glowing praise on this game enough. I love the worlds, I love the new designs and all the customization available to the player, and all the little callbacks to the series history is touching and feels genuine. What can I say about Super Mario Odyssey that hasn't been said before? It's a masterpiece through and through, and it would've topped my game of the year list if not for...
Nier: Automata
WE MUST ALL DIE AND BECOME AS GODS.
The moment Yoko Taro and PlatinumGames were announced to be creating a new title in the Nier universe, I knew that nothing in 2017 could possibly top it. And look at that, I was correct; in fact, I was so correct that Square Enix decided to make the series into a franchise over the success of this game alone. Weird, considering Nier is just a subset of Drakengard, but as long as Yoko Taro is getting work with a quality studio I don't care.
I can't gush about this game enough. Characters are built up and subsequently torn down, destroyed by a world that's long since given up on its inhabitants. A war raging for tens of thousands of years creates a dramatic backdrop, but it's the very clear authorial voice of Nier that makes the series special. The original game was an overlooked classic, so thankfully this has gotten all the praise it deserves. I almost feel bad for that dullard reviewer who threw a fit that Automata got in the way of his Zelda playthrough, because what he missed was a special, unique, and very melancholy experience.
The music is phenomenal, mixed with callbacks to the original and some truly heartbreaking new tracks that will haunt you long after the credits roll. Even though this is the fifth game in the franchise, the nods to prior games in the series will only make you want to play them to learn more about the lore that has created this masterpiece. It cannot be understated just how perfect this game is, and the ending is guaranteed to leave you speechless. Whatever Yoko Taro works on next, I'll be the first in line.
If there are any games I missed you feel I need to check out, please feel free to post a comment and tell me about it. 2017 was a tremendous year for video games and I tried to get as many played as possible, but it just wasn't going to happen. Make sure you subscribe to my blog for more, or follow me at one of these social media nightmare things below:
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